friendly reminder that kony was never stopped
- What girls say: I'm fine
- What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
girl: Hey
me: sup
girl: sup
me: enough small talk
when you and your friends hate the same person
ive never been on a date
i wanna go on a date
someone take me on a date
someone ride me
where are you taking me
church
- plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
i had a plan to burn your spine but it back-fired
Putting on skinny jeans
- step one: right leg
- step two: left leg
- step three: wiggle
- step four: jump
this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight
